turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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rainbowreverie21:

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you.

America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.

(via orgasmic-humor)

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via orgasmic-humor)

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend
iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend
iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend
iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend
iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend
iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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