imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via onlylolgifs)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via orgasmic-humor)

wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre
wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre

wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre

(via dulceetdecorus)

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

(via ruinedchildhood)

vinebox:

When someone got you so fucked up that you respond without words 

(via ruinedchildhood)

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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